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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish