Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because its bangs were getting long!

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.