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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

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What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.