In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
Ten-ish.
A seizure salad.
A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!
Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
Because they carry guns instead
They are very loud when triggered.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
In the non-friction section.
