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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue