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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.