Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

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What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.