Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

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How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.