Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.