What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.