What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?

Because he was low crab of course.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH