What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?

Because he was low crab of course.

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.