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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"