What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!