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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.