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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you

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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.