Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

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What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head?

John.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil