Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?

Because he was low crab of course.

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!