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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?

Because he was low crab of course.

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

Relieve Jokes More Relieve Jokes

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!