Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?

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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!