Volcano Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What did one volcano call the other volcano?

An Ash-hole.

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you

Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

What is a volcano?

A mountain with the hiccups.

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!