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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

What did one volcano call the other volcano?

An Ash-hole.

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What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping