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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

What's the first place Dora explored?

The Mexican border.

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What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano