Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping