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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.