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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you