What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you

What did one volcano call the other volcano?

An Ash-hole.