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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.