What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

Consuelo

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

That hit the spot.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you