What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you