What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!