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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.