What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Where do you find a kid with no legs?

Right where you left him

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.