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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

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