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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.