What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names