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Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*