Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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Why is a good husband like bread dough?

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...