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Why are there broken condoms on our couch???

Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names?

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred