What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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He's still there.

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What do cows sit on?

Couches

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.