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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)