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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)