What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Hey dude, you're outta sight!

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste