What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

What do you call a hippie with a business major?

A Hippie-crite.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste