Couch Jokes

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

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Couch Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

What did the couch say to the armchair?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

What's the difference between me and my couch?

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

How much do you bench?

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What is the difference between me and my couch?

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

Who the hell buys furniture online?

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

How does that make you feel?

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Love

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

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