Couch Jokes

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Because it was for chair-ity

Because they have no attachments.

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

Nah-imma-stay

Me: Way less than I couch.

My couch pulls outs

The couch pulls out...

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

He had no attachments.

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

You flip it upside down.

A TV Tropism.

He wet his plants.

His last name.

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

A milk shake!

Because cows can't get a square meal.

She kept running from the ball.

She had mittens!

Pasture bedtime.

A stega-snore-us.

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

A book has papers.

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

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