Namast (nah-ima-stay)
Couches
Because it was baked.
Tufaloffahsofa
Namaste
Because it was for chair-ity
Namaste.
Ferniture.
Because they have no attachments.
Don't worry, I pull out.
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.
You haven't left your couch since 2011.
Nah-imma-stay
My couch pulls out.
Homosectionals.
Me: Way less than I couch.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!
My couch pulls outs
The couch pulls out...
My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.
Namaste (better to say it aloud)
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
He had no attachments.
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
Because he was Snowden.
I couldn't raise them
In case of any night mares!
Because we get sleepy.
Try picking them up!
Please tell me.
Chernobyl fall out..
Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"
Because the only constant is change.
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
Namaste home tonight.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
A Chair-ity!
Because he was scared of vacuums!
Oh it doesn't really matter.