Namast (nah-ima-stay)
Couches
Because it was baked.
Tufaloffahsofa
Namaste
Because it was for chair-ity
Namaste.
Ferniture.
Because they have no attachments.
Don't worry, I pull out.
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.
You haven't left your couch since 2011.
Nah-imma-stay
My couch pulls out.
Homosectionals.
Me: Way less than I couch.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!
My couch pulls outs
The couch pulls out...
My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.
Namaste (better to say it aloud)
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
He had no attachments.
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
Camembert
Tickle its balls.
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Someone told him it was 2's day.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Don't worry, they'll tell you
Don't worry, they will tell you.
He was up all night to Get Loki.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
Computer chips.
The position of the dirtbag
It's a vacuum!
