How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.