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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!