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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".