How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.