How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Who's there! Amanda! Amanda who?

Amanda the table!