How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!