How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you call an ant from overseas?

Impartant

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!