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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!