What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.