What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough