What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.