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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.