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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!