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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.