What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!