What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.