What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!