What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!