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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!