What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

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How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.