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What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

Flow Jokes More Flow Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.