How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.