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How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity