Electricity Jokes

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

Birthday State of Mind

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

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What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.