Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.