Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.