Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.