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Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.