March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Previous Random Joke Next
Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.