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Battery Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

How does Batman store energy?

In BATteries

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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Love Card

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Dj Khaled Jokes More Dj Khaled Jokes

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

Http Jokes More Http Jokes

How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Battery Charge Jokes More Battery Charge Jokes

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.