Battery Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

How does Batman store energy?

In BATteries

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Positive Jokes More Positive Jokes

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala