Battery Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

How does Batman store energy?

In BATteries

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl?

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

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How do you increase a pirates morale?

Mor ale

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Who's there! Brian! Brian who?

Brian drain!

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What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher