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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.