Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.