Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.