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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.