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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.