Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.