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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.