Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Bad Conductor Jokes More Bad Conductor Jokes

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".