Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?