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Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver