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Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver