Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.