Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!