Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.