Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

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Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?