Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!