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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!