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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!