What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

R/explainlikeimfive

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.