What do you get when you cross an insom...

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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