What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

How is she now?

She's fine. But the dog died.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.