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Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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