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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.