What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!