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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.