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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.