What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!