What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!