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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What would you say is your biggest flaw?

I step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.