What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

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What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up