How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

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How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

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How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

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How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.