What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light