What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

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What is the worlds friendliest aircraft?

A hellocopter!

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.