To get to the second hand shop.
It goes back four seconds.
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
The second letter.
Because he took the stairs.
It's near-humerus.
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.
Hose B
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
The second (right to bare arms)
A couple of seconds.
Because it's re-fined!
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
The second telephone.
It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
The second hand shop.
Reservation reservation reservations.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.
Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."
Are we there soon?" "Not jet."
A bull-ette.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
The second coming of Jess.
Seconds? They barely get firsts!
Don't look I'm changing
An Anne-Boleyn-ce.
The second one.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Buzz.....
None. They can't get up that high!
Two fingers.
Only 12. One for every month.
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...
Ly a second.
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
He was second to Nun.
What's fastest thing in the world?
Anether(another) Nether
The constellation prize.
A re-cyclist.
See you next month.
Second gear.
The second m is silent.
Getting out of the bed!
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
30 because that's peasants work.
She heard about his second coming
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Find out after the break.
He went to the second-hand shop.
You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.
Don't look I'm changing!!
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
They go back four seconds.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
He didn't want to play second fidel
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
A second line
Edit: nevermind...
A flat minor.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Spa-catti!
The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.
Because they die at the last second.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
A legacy scholarship for his second choice school
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.
The second one!
They both came in a little behind.
Ancestry.com
Second Caribou: A maybee.
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
FROZE-- oh, nevermind.
30 of them are triggered every second
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Madam President.
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
Because he came second.
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!
Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
With Google chromosome+
Google. Google docs.
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
Thanks I needed that.
Abel to see you ha ha!
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
I told you it would rain, dear.
Adam up and tell me the total!
Only one but it takes eight million years.
2 Na
Because they can only count to 3.
