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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What is your Problem?

Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Engagement Ring Jokes More Engagement Ring Jokes

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

Best before...

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.