The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
De Beers
You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
10 E's
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Because the prices are so steep
The prices were gastronomical...
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
When they're in Denali.
To sleep under it
A second line
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
Chicago
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
