The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
De Beers
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
The second telephone.
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
Lord of the Rings.
After the ring, you wake up!
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Space.
A hearti*choke*....
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
When you're buying salt.
I bought the Groupon but can't make it
Anether(another) Nether
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
