Engagement Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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Where do military chaplains buy their regalia?

At the army surplice store.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market