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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.