Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.