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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet!

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.