Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.