Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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To not wake the audience.

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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!