What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)