What do you mean I can't change the past?

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What do you mean I can't change the past?

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