Past Jokes

Because women love digging up the past.

Hyruleglyphics.

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Me: Why are you living in the past

Because they love digging up the past.

Logs on to Wikipedia*

Because they love digging up the past.

A sunny day.

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

It gets wet.

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

I love you, boo!!

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

A denom-nom-nominator!

That people exaggerate.

At sundae school.

A recycling TIN!

Tin, because tin can.

Good morning, ladies!

Hello ladies.

A Bark-aeologist

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Past Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Why are there so many women archeologists?

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