Past Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Phone Box Jokes More Phone Box Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Sunny Day Jokes More Sunny Day Jokes

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.