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Past Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

Spoiler Jokes More Spoiler Jokes

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.