Phone Box Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener.....

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener.....

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener.....

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.