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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.