Phone Box Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

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Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.