Phone Box Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.