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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What do you call 100 cows masterbating?

Beef Strokenoff

Pentium Jokes More Pentium Jokes

What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium?

Successive approximations.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

The warning label.