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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

The warning label.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

Rated movies.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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Immigrants

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What is the name of your friend's advisor?

Budweiser

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.