How they process things.
Because Intel Inside.
Immigrants
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
A Pedo File.
The warning label.
Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd
He pokmon!
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
Because he was Uber busy.
Because it's all play.
French Flies!
He used base 3.
Because 7,10,11!
A boeing constrictor
Boeing boeing boeing
Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.
Sleeping Beauty
101 damnations