Intel Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

The warning label.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.