Intel Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

The warning label.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

Deleted

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.