What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!