What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre