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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!