What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

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Why do christians avoid trigonometry?

Because there is alot of sin going on.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.