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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.