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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

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How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!