Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.
He's flat Baroque...
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.
Her operations were not unprecedented.
Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.
Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
He was just stalin for time
Two days seems like a long time.
Leave them to slug it out.
At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit
A question mark.
It's 8:00 somewhere!
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
It scares their dogs too much
Gilles de la gourmette
Because he got Snowden
They do it right first time.
Armin Van Buren.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
A Chef of course...
Hey that's my toque!!
