Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

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Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow.