Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

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What does a Russian burglar wear?

Robber boots.

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.