Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow