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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.