Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.