Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.