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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

Import Jokes More Import Jokes

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.