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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.