Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.