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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.