Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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What to you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito!

What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.