Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

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From Moscow

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.