Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.