Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.