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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.