Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girl has to chew before she swallows.

What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.