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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.