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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!