Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

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What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture