Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.