Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

D

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What does a Jamaican Liar sit on?

Deceit.