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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.