What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.