How do you call sons of australians and germans?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

What'd you call a German businessman?

An enterpreNeuer.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.