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How do you call sons of australians and germans?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

Jahbless

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.