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How do you call sons of australians and germans?

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.