How do you call sons of australians and germans?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.