How do you call sons of australians and germans?

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile?

Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!