Men at Work
Because he couldn't concentrate.
A man that states the obvious
He heils a taxi!
Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Nail: Did you work the shaft
Looking sharp.
The Son is attracted to black
Czechmate
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
