How do you call sons of australians and germans?

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

What do Germans call their own EasyMac?

Mein Kraft

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.