What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

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What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.