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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.