What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

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Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott MIT-uns

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.