The Roman Umpire.
It wears an aqua-fur.
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
Sneakers.
I can clearly see ur nuts.
Because they all wore mittens.
God supports everything.
So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
A law-suit
Fruit of the Womb
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
An investigator.
Denim Denim. Denim
Flop-Flops
You might get a hole in one.
Cobra!!!
Vader-hosen!
Alexander Fang
He got a hole in one
Sketchers
Law suits!
Russell.
Because their peckers are on their faces.
It is an airport.
Because they're in continents.
The Spanish Inquisition.
Ear bud
Denim, denim, denim.
Because their balls would show.
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Oat couture
So he could save his stool.
Max
Chickenstocks
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!
Fruit of the tomb
Justin Case
Vir-jeans
Kelvin Klein
Rain Quotes
Because they wore them before it was cool.
Because it was wearing underwear.
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
Denim Denim Denim......
Elon's musk
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
She grew out of her b-shells
Hot pants.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Her gambling habit.
Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...
Cashews.
Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)
It's a habit.
None because they go barefoot.
Because their horns don't work!
Because she grew out of her B shells.
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
They have bear feet
A Curtis-y flush
Denim Denim Denim
Chernobyl fallout...
A gender bender Bender fender bender.
Becuase his peckers on his head
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
Denim denim denim
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
Ehh, it depends.
They are wearing suspenders and a belt.
Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.
So he could say he wore it before it was cool.
Terraformal wear.
Because they all wear red shirts
To match the rest of the household appliances.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
My supply was short.
Because he was barefooted!!!
Lawsuits.
A Bondana.
Cuz there's a clock on the microwave
Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss
Angela Merkel.
An investigator. Ba dum tss.
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
Linen
A bro-tato
Head.
A hippiepotamus
In case he got a hole in one.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
FDR. His standup could use some work.
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
A Decibell.
The crime rate.
The operating system
Attire.
Attire
Because he was Russian.
Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
Dr. Dre, of course.
In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
