The Roman Umpire.
M'alady
It wears an aqua-fur.
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
Sneakers.
I can clearly see ur nuts.
Because they all wore mittens.
God supports everything.
So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
A law-suit
Cher nob'll fall out.
Fruit of the Womb
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
So they know where to stop shaving.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
An investigator.
So they can get a better grip of the broom.
Denim Denim. Denim
Jaques straps
Flop-Flops
You might get a hole in one.
Cobra!!!
Vader-hosen!
Alexander Fang
He got a hole in one
Sketchers
To cover up their Ariel-as.
Law suits!
Russell.
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
It is an airport.
Because they're in continents.
The Spanish Inquisition.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
Ear bud
Denim, denim, denim.
Because their balls would show.
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Oat couture
So he could save his stool.
Max
Chickenstocks
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!
Fruit of the tomb
Justin Case
Vir-jeans
Kelvin Klein
Rain Quotes
Because they wore them before it was cool.
Because it was wearing underwear.
Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
Philippe Philoppe
Chapped lips
Denim Denim Denim......
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
Elon's musk
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Rib-bed
She grew out of her b-shells
Hot pants.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Her gambling habit.
An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey
Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...
Cashews.
M'laria
Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)
It's a habit.
None because they go barefoot.
Because their horns don't work!
Because she grew out of her B shells.
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
They have bear feet
A Curtis-y flush
Denim Denim Denim
Chernobyl fallout...
A gender bender Bender fender bender.
She was wearing mittens
Becuase his peckers on his head
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
Denim denim denim
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work
To be sure to be sure
Ehh, it depends.
They are wearing suspenders and a belt.
Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.
So he could say he wore it before it was cool.
Terraformal wear.
Because they all wear red shirts
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Collared people's time
An Alcatholic.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
Be my valenchime!
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
A bearded collie!
Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
Because they are already "in the skies".
Redundant
