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What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.