What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

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Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.