What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.