Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.