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Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.