Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.