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Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole