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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE