Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.