Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE