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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.