Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.