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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPOL

Which is the most common font i Mexico?

El Vetica.

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Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE