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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!