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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!