What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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A mole-ionaire.

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They haven't had a gig yet.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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Guacamole

What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.