What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

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What is The Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.