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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole